Machete Kills (2013)
Official Trailer
Plot Summary
Once again stepping out of the shadows, Machete Kills follows former agent Machete Cortez, a man whose reputation has elevated him to near-legendary status within the United States intelligence world. When a new and exceptionally dangerous mission arises, Machete is dispatched to Mexico, where chaos, corruption, and extreme violence rule every corner.
His objective is as clear as it is nearly impossible: neutralize a weapon capable of annihilating the entire planet and eliminate its unhinged owner, the notorious arms dealer Mendez the Madman (Demian Bichir). As Machete dives deeper into the assignment, he finds himself trapped in a ruthless network of criminals, power brokers, and mercenaries, each more dangerous than the last.
Balancing exaggerated action with a self-aware grindhouse tone, Machete Kills escalates the franchise’s trademark style—hyper-violent confrontations, dark humor, and relentless pacing. The film portrays Machete as an almost mythic figure, a lone warrior navigating a world where morality is blurred and survival depends solely on strength, loyalty, and an unwavering sense of personal justice.
Cast Biographies
Lamine Yamal
Professional footballer
Kylian Mbappe
Professional footballer
Erling Haaland
Professional footballer
Keanu Reeves
Actor
Brad Pitt
Actor
Bad Bunny
Rapper, Songwriter
Andre Gide
Novelist, Essayist
Andreas Papandreu
Former Prime Minister, Politician, Economist
Andrea Mantegna
Painter
Andrea del Verrocchio
Sculptor, Painter
Andrea del Sarto
Painter
Andrea Bargnani
Former Professional Basketball Player
Brad Pitt
Actor
Max Verstappen
Formula 1 Driver
Demi Moore
Actress
Sam Altman
Entrepreneur, Investor, CEO
Penelope Cruz
Actress
Pete Hegseth
Politician, Military Officer